1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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