Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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