I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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