Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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