What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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