so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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