Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I need to calm my uterus...
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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