if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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