No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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