Soap is not a condiment
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
it's great music for shaving your balls
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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