You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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