Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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