M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
