Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
do nipples grow back?
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