I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I just googled if crying burns calories
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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