goodnight i made you a song goodbye
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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