So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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