I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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