I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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