I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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