Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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