i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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