she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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