I bet he comes in French.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
my liver is dry heaving
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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