Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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