But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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