She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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