I'm drive I can fine osifer
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I had to cum in my sink.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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