Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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