If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
