is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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