Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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