After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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