Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
