that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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