bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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