Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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