i barfeds in our rink
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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