Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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