Where is the hickey?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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