you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize