If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
In America we eat man semen.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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