I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
