just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
