i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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