His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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