Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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