Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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