You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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