i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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