i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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