Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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